Sunday Morning Coffee — March 17, 2019 — March Madness for You; March Mud for Me

Your March Madness officially begins tonight. Selection Sunday means filling out your brackets during office hours on Monday. A week from today most of them will be wonton soup. However for me, my March Madness ended last Thursday night. All I had left was March mud. A frenzy of watching four...
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Sunday Morning Coffee — January 20, 2019 — Goin’ Fishing

Sadly, for all six of you Sunday Morning Coffee readers, this will be the last one for a couple of months. I’d like to tell you we are taking a winter hiatus and going fishing but the only place you’ll find a Jew fishing is at the seafood counter inside Publix. What...
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Sunday Morning Coffee — January 6, 2019 — The Granddaddy

As a kid, New Year’s Day on Long Island always seemed cold. Temps were probably in the 30’s and 40’s until about 4:45 in the afternoon when suddenly it turned sunny and 72. Lunch—tuna on white with a touch of vinegar—would be a prelude to the Cotton and Sugar Bowls, two games...
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Sunday Morning Coffee — December 30, 2018 — There’s Hope for Christmas After All

Jews of America, let’s unite. Let’s stop getting pushed around every December 25. Let’s stop being at the whim of our goyisha friends, fine people all, who hold us hostage every Christmas Day with the closing of their shops and restaurants and our wallets. We have proven through the years...
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Sunday Morning Coffee — December 9, 2018 — The Morning Chill and Other Stuff

Damn, it’s cold in the desert. Vegas daytime temps have been in the high 40’s and low 50’s most of the past week. Overnight we dip into the 30’s. I woke up Friday morning and said to Andi, “Baby, it’s cold outside.” I immediately apologized for my insensitivity. I’m disappointed Michael Avenatti...
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Sunday Morning Coffee — November 25, 2018 — OD’d

Just waking up from a doozy of a tryptophan-plus-a-few-bottles-of-Caymus-cab-sav overdose, grabbing my cup of Sunday morning coffee and thinking about nothing in particular: You know you’re getting old when Chaz Bono turns 49. I’ve never carried a pocket knife.  I’m not sure why I even thought of that. Maybe orange...
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Sunday Morning Coffee — November 11, 2018 — When the Baseball Gods Speak, You Listen

When the baseball gods speak, you listen. They ARE the higher authority. Even higher than Mike Labanowski. Labs, because everyone in baseball must have a nickname, is my friend because of baseball. We first met in 2014 as teammates at Yankees fantasy week and the off-the-field relationship grew. He’s Polish....
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Sunday Morning Coffee — October 28, 2018 — Viva The Meadows!

We took a few weeks relocation hiatus so apologies if your Sunday Morning Coffee got cold. I’d be remiss if I didn’t thank everyone that called and wrote that they missed us. Thanks to both of you. It’s only fitting as a new Nevada resident we get back into gear...
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